According to ER doctors, getting foreign objects stuck in your anus is surprisingly common. The items on this list are weirder than most, however. From the case Rectal foreign body - eggplant.
He told me that as he did, 'I got quite a surprise, as I'd sat down on a leg of the bed! This was shared by Dr Ben Sergeant with the U. He's a former surgeon who's operated in the U.
Apparently, he ordered a sex doll off eBay, and when it arrived it was actually a Barbie doll. He was so angry that he ripped off the doll's arm and shoved it up his penis. She claimed that an intruder assaulted her, but the area was not bleeding; it was as if the knife was slid into her.
Life can be full of wonderful and wacky things, with each decision leading many to venture on a path of self-discovery. With love-making being one of the most prominent of activities with regards to interesting choices and experimentation, it can be interesting to see those who seemingly take it that one step further. However, even though switching from vanilla to chocolate sauce might seem like a spin on the wild side, it's nothing compared to the lengths others will take.
Image: Internet Scientific Publications. Deodorant spray, Source:BodyAndSoul. You see, as the surgeon explains, your rectum can create a vacuuming effect, essentially sucking and holding things up there — which is what had happened to the 20cm butt plug that another patient recently got stuck.
I had worked years in this small ER to get a story like this. Not just the handle. The whole fucking claw hammer.
According to ER doctors, getting foreign objects stuck in your anus is surprisingly common. The items on this list are weirder than most, however. We've gone beyond the "usual" bottles and dildos to bring you these ten truly bizarre items that have all been found lodged in peoples' bums.
Disclaimer: Some of you might remember this column from a few years back when we still lived at Viceland. Tragically, when we moved to VICE. Hey, you rapidly decaying protoplasmic sacks of calcium and shit, my name is Dr. Mona Moore.
Remember the woman who forgot she had a sex toy in her vagina for 10 years? As it turns out, these too-ridiculous-to-be-true incidents actually happen a lot more frequently than you might think. You'll never think of orifices the same way again.
Who knew a complaint of a stomach ache could be so sinister - and, let's face it - hilarious. From an inmate with over 30 objects found up his rectum, to lawyers with weird fetishes, to a woman who ate an entire set of cutlery, here are the weirdest things ever found inside people complaining of "inexplicable" stomach pains. Seriously, what the hell. An ex-soldier managed to bring the throws of war right to his own body by creating a dangerous suppository -- clearly an invention that would rival renewable energy or even real-life Iron Man armor.