This post was written in when the Steelers played the Packers in the Superbowl in Dallas. Not just any stripper shortage, mind you, but a 10, plus shortage of women to shake their booty to Superbowl revelers. I know — a tragedy as big as the Lone Star State!
Submit your own Neatorama post and vote for others' posts to earn NeatoPoints that you can redeem for T-shirts, hoodies and more over at the NeatoShop! Customization and personalization available. Your email has been sent!
Don't have an account yet? Get the most out of your experience with a personalized all-access pass to everything local on events, music, restaurants, news and more. The girls are ready and there are plenty of them.
Texas is looking for a few good women in time for the Super Bowl. According to the website, Arlington city officials are expectingvisitors over Super Bowl weekend. John Walshthe manager of one local strip club, Showtime Cabaret, told the website he's looking for another dancers that week.
But she looks timid, a touch insecure and far younger than her 31 years. Exotic dancers from every coast and corner of the country — including small, East coast cities like Manassas, Virginia — descended on The ATL this past week with a very specific intention: A Super Bowl experience of a different kind. While Centennial Olympic Park and local streets, like Marietta and Peachtree, were overrun with football fans by day, popular clubs like Onyx, Magic City, Follies and Allure just to name a fewwere banking on the insatiable sexual appetites of tourists.
Don't have an account yet? Get the most out of your experience with a personalized all-access pass to everything local on events, music, restaurants, news and more. The nice, pretty lady in glasses asks, "Are you sure you don't want a private room?
Here, and at several other fabled female strip clubs in Atlanta, they are preparing to welcome throngs of visitors to an entertainment industry unique among cities. They have been around 20 years longer than the Georgia Aquarium, but you may not see Magic City or Blue Flame Lounge listed as destinations on any official Super Bowl literature. Blue Flame alone is expecting upwards of 30, guests this week. For decades, the clubs have helped make Atlanta a premiere convention destination — a draw that has continued even as business conventions have become less male-dominated.
We're about to learn just how well we all deal with a crisis, however. The strip clubs in DallasArlington and elsewhere in the area are suffering from a serious shortage in dancers to fill the demand they expect to have when football fans flood the area for the big game. He wants to hire an additional for next week, though, and that's just the tip of the iceberg.
According to reports, a North Texas strip club manager is attempting to hire roughly additional exotic dancers to handle -- excuse us, wrong choice of words; after all, no touching allowed! Moreover, the same manager estimates that due to the expected influx of big game visitors, the 60 gentlemen's establishments in the Dallas area are about 10, strippers short. Look, Page 2 loves a sensationalistic sex-themed story as much as the next web site.