Chas woke to the midnight push notification from the WSL on his phone but the journey downstairs and into blackness was unappealing. This is the second fatality associated with the Waco surf facility in under a year which makes for a rough one. This afternoon, Australian Eastern Standard Time, they put the comp on hold and I gambled it would be off for the day and started drinking early. And further meditations on losing. The battle to avoid last place was far more interesting.
Emmeline. Age: 24.
Way to lose number four: Just not good enough.
Lennon. Age: 23.
Surf star Ellie-Jean Coffey breaks up with cheating stud, says, “I’m officially single as fuck!”
Nor did Jeremy Flores, the only surfer in the Losers Round who looked capable of going anywhere in the draw. Bede Durbidge-lookalike Beyrick Devries found an early scorer then sat out the back like a buddha statue in a Bangalow garden: spiritual but impotent. The endeavor is the first to be announced by WSL Studios and will involve live and non-live unscripted projects, as well as a range of distinct scripted opportunities. Earlier today, she announced she had just arrived in the singles marketplace.