If you're looking for an arrangement of words that will probably leave you feeling incredibly uncomfortable for the rest of the day, we've got you covered. Are you ready? Are you squirming a bit?
It does kind of feel like tattoos had a massive surge in popularity a couple of years ago, so it makes sense that there's loads of people who are now regretting their choices. Especially the tattoos you get in the first year of uni. Jack got his awful tattoo when he was on a lads' holiday in Magaluf.
The Baby Maker. Without a penisI can't really explain it to you, but I have to assume this is a worldwide observation and trust you get me. However, there was one caveat!
About 15 years ago LiGee decided his dick would look better with a cobra on it. And that I have the balls to do it. Other people might want to do it, but they can't take that pain. LiGee was committed to the idea, but he couldn't find a tattoo parlor willing to help him realize his dream.
For some people, just the thought of getting a single tattoo is out of the question. Others have one or two small ones, but nothing extravagant. Some take tattooing to the next level, covering entire body parts with permanent ink, the practice becoming almost an obsession.
A FORMER office worker turned tattoo addict has covered 90 per cent of his body — including his penis and his eyeball — in inkings to treat his chronic pain syndrome. Tattboy Holden, who changed his name legally inclaims he was left bed-bound and in pain day and night after suffering side effects from a routine operation in The colourful character from, Adelaide, Australia admits his head-to-toe inkings are a stain on his mainstream job prospects - leaving him unemployed and even wrongly branded a criminal.
The thought of getting a penis tattoo might bring most men to doubt. However, there are some robust enough to let the needle on their underpants. This is a YOLO type of behavior.
An Iranian man who had the bright idea of immortalising his girlfriend's name as a tattoo on his penis was left with more than a sore organ - he landed himself a permanent semi-erection. The case was first presented to doctors in the form of a partially rigid penis of a 3-month duration, with a tattoo covering its shaft and a smaller tattoo on the glans, said an article published in the latest issue of the Journal of Sexual Medicine. Upon examination, the patient admitted that the semi-erect organ had occurred soon after he had a tattoo of a Persian script reading "borow be salaamat" translated to good luck on your journey and the first initial of his girlfriend's last name "M" inked onto his penis.
Thinking of getting a tattoo on your ding-dong, willy, pecker, dick, penis, little mate, doodle or one eyed snake? Tattooing your penis is as individual a choice as tattooing any part of your body. You may want to do it to show off.
An Austrian tattoo artist is behind bars after he sneakily inked a penis on a woman instead of the yin yang symbol she requested. When the year-old woman went to get a tattoo in the small city of St. Polten, the artist showed her a design template for the Chinese symbol, according to The Local. She said OK and sat down to get inked — but once she got home and looked in the mirror, she realized it wasn't quite what she'd ordered.