The week of bacchanalian excess landed in Key West, Florida. The gauntlet had been thrown, with remaining contestants frantically changing their attire in the dressing room backstage, each T-shirt wetter than the next. Brian Smith writes hard-hitting gonzo features for MEL, whether it be training with a masturbation coach, receiving psycho corporal treatment from a spank therapist, or embarking on a week-long pleasure cruise with 75 Santa Clauses following their busy season. The wet T-shirt contest is an amateur sport. Given that t he first Oregonian Klansmen was sworn in by a gregarious Louisianan 12 miles away in Medford in , I decide not to mention that a gay man will, in fact, be selecting the best boob in the room today.
Rylie. Age: 27.
As the crowd cheers them on, they shimmy until the judges declare a winner, and receive a small prize: free drinks or a drier, less-sheer T-shirt.
Jayla. Age: 30.
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View this post on Instagram. Suddenly there are far fewer wet T-shirt contests. The United Airlines crew — six pilots with a blonde stewardess wearing a fur coat — was seated at the first table and elected to go first.